- Jack Marshak: Who ate all the chips?
- Ryan: [holding up a mousetrap with a dead mouse] I think it was one of your friends.
- [throws it onto the counter]
- Jack Marshak: Oh, charming. Right where we cut the bread.
- Ryan: How about if I whip up one of my famous tuna casseroles?
- Micki: Mmmm, how does that sound?
- Kristen: What's a casserole?
- Jack Marshak: On this particular case, I'm not sure you want to know.
- Ryan Dallion: I think age is all in the mind.
- Birdie: [offended] Too bad you need a young mind to think that way.
- Micki Foster: After you.
- Ryan Dallion: No, really, after you.
- Micki Foster: After you, you're the man.
- Ryan Dallion: Don't push it.
- Micki: Would you believe me if I told you that teacup really belonged to us?
- Kristen: No way.
- Micki: I didn't think so. Would you believe me if I promise to trade you that cup for a hot meal, a real bed, and a cup that's almost as pretty? Please?
- Micki: [Kristen hands over the cup] Thank you!
- Kristen: Got any potato chips?
- Ryan: Are you kidding? You're looking at the potato chip king! We have barbecue, salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion.