- Eli Pittman: I hope that didn't hurt too much. I've always been opposed to causing pain.
- Melissa Duvall: Didn't feel a thing, doc. This gas is... ultra-euphoric. Very... sixties.
- Jack Marshak: Yeah, electricity is one of nature's most powerful elements. Used properly, it can save millions of lives through modern medicine. Maybe someday even take us to the farthest reaches of the universe.
- Ryan Dallion: Not to mention, power my stereo.
- Jack Marshak: Thank you very much.
- Ryan Dallion: I'm trying to make my lightning lamp sensitive to music.
- Micki Foster: Why should your lamp be any different than you?