- Rachel Green: [on the pregnancy test] I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.
- Phoebe Buffay: [looks at the pregnancy test] It's negative.
- Rachel Green: What?
- Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.
- Rachel Green: Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.
- Monica Geller-Bing: [solemnly] Well, then great.
- [Phoebe hands Rachel a tissue, and Rachel starts crying]
- Rachel Green: Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?
- Phoebe Buffay: No, it's positive.
- [Monica and Rachel are stunned]
- Rachel Green: What?
- Phoebe Buffay: It's not negative; it's positive.
- Rachel Green: Are you sure?
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah - I lied before.
- [Rachel looks at the pregnancy test]
- Phoebe Buffay: Now you know how you really feel about it.
- Rachel Green: Oh, that's a risky little game.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Are you really going to do this?
- Rachel Green: Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!
- [the three of them hug]
- Phoebe Buffay: With who?
- Rachel Green: Aw, it's still not the time.
- [last lines]
- Mona: It's Joey, right?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! I...
- Dr. Ross Geller: [looks down at Joey's shoes] How small are your feet?