- Joey Tribbiani: Hey, dude! Let me in, I got a girl out here.
- Chandler Bing: Well I've got a girl in here.
- Joey Tribbiani: No you don't, I just saw you go in there with Monica.
- Chandler Bing: Well, we're... we're hanging out in here!
- Joey Tribbiani: Which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
- Chandler Bing: Well, I suppose I would have to say
- [the last word in a growl]
- Chandler Bing: YOU. Look, what if we're watching a movie in here?
- Monica Geller: Yeah, which we are, and we already paid for it. It's My Giant.
- Joey Tribbiani: My Giant? I love that movie!
- Joey Tribbiani: [after Ross and Emily's disastrous reception] You know, I think that went well.
- Chandler Bing: It could've been worse; he could have shot her.
- Rachel Green: No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Same difference.
- Monica Geller: Well, we certainly are alone.
- Chandler Bing: Yes! Good thing we have that, "Not in New York" rule.
- Monica Geller: Right. Um, listen since we're on that subject, uh, I just wanted to tell you that um, well, I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross's mother...
- Chandler Bing: Right.
- Monica Geller: Anyway, that night meant a lot to me. And I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.
- Chandler Bing: Oh, you know, that night meant a lot to me too. And it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me 'cause, you're really hot. Is that okay?
- Monica Geller: [laughs] That's okay.
- Chandler Bing: And I'm cute too.
- Monica Geller: And you're cute too.
- Chandler Bing: Thank you.
- [They hug]
- Chandler Bing: All right, I gotta go unpack.
- Monica Geller: Okay.
- Chandler Bing: Bye.
- [after he leaves the apartment, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops]
- Chandler Bing: [returns in a minute later] I'm still on London time. Does that count?
- Monica Geller: Oh, that counts.
- Chandler Bing: Oh, good.
- [They kiss]