Friends (TV Series)

The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Monica : Phoebe, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down

  Chandler Bing : I always thought having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to die.

  [to Phoebe] 

  Chandler Bing : But you're not gonna die. Well, you are gonna die. But you're not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

• Monica : [Chandler is hired as Joey's assistant]  You realize what you are now, don't you?

  Chandler Bing : What?

  Monica : You're his bitch!

• Phoebe Buffay : No! No! No!

  Monica : Wait, you didn't just sit on my Kit Kats did you?

  Phoebe Buffay : No. There was a little... little dip in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

  Chandler Bing : But the Kit Kats are alright?

• [Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant] 

  Joey : Look, Chandler, if this is going to work, you have got to *listen*. You're gonna throw that juice in my face, aren't ya?

  Chandler : It's not all juice.