Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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[Chandler comes back with Chinese food, and finds everyone in the living room]
Chandler Bing : Hey!
Joey Tribbiani : You son of a bitch!
Chandler Bing : Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?
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Rachel Green : What about you Joe, what would you give up, sex or food?
Joey Tribbiani : Uhh... ooh... uhh...
[thinks really hard]
Joey Tribbiani : I don't know, it's too hard!
Rachel Green : No, you gotta pick one!
Joey Tribbiani : [sighs] Uhh, food... no, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Se- I dunno, oh god I want both! I want... I want girls on bread!
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Chandler Bing : I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Joey Tribbiani : I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes.
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Dr. Ross Geller : I just can't see Chandler cheating.
Rachel Green : I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. They went in for like 45 minutes and they came out looking pretty happy.
Joey Tribbiani : Chandler? 45 minutes?