Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Eddie Won't Go (1996)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : [after Rachel, Monica and Phoebe made up in Central Perk]  So are we good?

  Monica Geller : We're good.

  Phoebe Buffay : Uh... huh!

  Phoebe Buffay : We're good?

  Monica Geller : Yeah!

  Rachel Green : OK! Let me take these cakes back 'cause they're going to take that out of my paycheck.

  [And Rachel takes back the two pieces of cake she had brought to her friends as gifts, previously] 

• Chandler Bing : Eddie, do you remember yesterday?

  Eddie Menuek : [laughs]  Vaguely.

  Chandler Bing : Do you remember talking to me yesterday?

  Eddie Menuek : [laughs]  Yes.

  Chandler Bing : So what happened?

  Eddie Menuek : We took a roadtrip to Las Vegas, man!

  Monica Geller : So on this "roadtrip" did you win any money?

  Eddie Menuek : Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?

  Monica Geller : Yeah.

  Eddie Menuek : Well see ya pals!

  [exits] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Is anyone else starting to really like him?

• Joey Tribbiani : Anybody want a cruller?

  Phoebe Buffay : You see? This is a typical Lightning Bearer thing. It's like "Hello, who wants one of my falic shaped man cakes?"

  Joey Tribbiani : [looks at cruller]  Who've you been dating?

• Phoebe Buffay : You are such a leaf blower!

  Rachel Green : Pool drainer!

  Monica Geller : Twig snapper!

  Rachel Green : Monkey butt!

  Monica Geller : That's not in the book!

  Rachel Green : No, but that's what you are!

• Phoebe Buffay : Okay, question number twenty-eight: "have you ever allowed a Lightning Bearer to take your wind?" I would have to say "no".

  Monica Geller : [with an "is she kidding?" look]  And I would have to say "puh-HUH!"

• Rachel Green : This book could have been called "Be Your Own Windkeeper, Rachel"!

  Phoebe Buffay : I don't think it would have sold 13 million copies then, but it would have made a nice gift for you.