Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Rachel : [upset because Joey's just ruined the end of 'The Shining' for her]  All right... Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no even though she's still in love with him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.

  Joey Tribbiani : Hey! Mine was by accident! All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.

  Rachel : Beth dies.

  Joey Tribbiani : [completely horrified]  Beth... Beth dies?

  [to Chandler] 

  Joey Tribbiani : If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?

  Chandler Bing : No, Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die, does she, Rachel?

  Rachel : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Joey is asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson.

• Chandler Bing : [a bit stunned by what he just saw]  Robert's coming out.

  Dr. Ross Geller : What? You mean he's gay?

  Chandler Bing : He's coming out of his shorts.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Huh?

  Chandler Bing : The man is showing brain.

• Joey Tribbiani : These Little Women... Wow!

  Chandler Bing : You're liking it, huh?

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Uhm... Jo's a girl, is short for Josephine.

  Joey Tribbiani : But Jo's got a crush on Laurie. Oh, you mean is like a girl-girl thing? 'Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.

  Chandler Bing : N-no, actually, Laurie's a boy.

  Joey Tribbiani : No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.