Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Old Yeller Dies (1996)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Monica : Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?

  Joey : Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.

• Phoebe Buffay : Hey. Whatcha guys doin'?

  Dr. Richard Burke : Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.

  Phoebe Buffay : Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : What're you talking about?

  Phoebe Buffay : C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end?

  Phoebe Buffay : What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?

  Rachel Green : That's not the end.

  Phoebe Buffay : Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.

  Monica Geller : What about the part where he has rabies?

  Phoebe Buffay : He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.

  Dr. Richard Burke : Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.

  Phoebe Buffay : What, what's about to happen?

  [starts watching] 

  Phoebe Buffay : I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no, no Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no he-he's your buddy. He's your Yeller! No, no, no! The end, THE END!

  [hears the gunshot from the TV] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Okay, what kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?

• Monica : Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.

  Rachel Green : Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century.

  Monica : You know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in there. If not, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at-home bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.