"Friends" The One Where Old Yeller Dies (TV Episode 1996) - Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe Buffay : Hey. Whatcha guys doin'?

Dr. Richard Burke : Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.

Phoebe Buffay : Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.

Rachel Green : What?

Dr. Ross Geller : What're you talking about?

Phoebe Buffay : C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.

Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end?

Phoebe Buffay : What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?

Rachel Green : That's not the end.

Phoebe Buffay : Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.

Monica Geller : What about the part where he has rabies?

Phoebe Buffay : He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.

Dr. Richard Burke : Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.

Phoebe Buffay : What, what's about to happen?

[starts watching]

Phoebe Buffay : I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no, no Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no he-he's your buddy. He's your Yeller! No, no, no! The end, THE END!

[hears the gunshot from the TV]

Phoebe Buffay : Okay, what kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?
Phoebe Buffay : [after watching Charlotte's Web] It's like, you know: "Hey, welcome home from the hospital." Thud.

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay