Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Smokes (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : [entering Monica's and Chandler's apartment]  Hey Rach, you wanna go get coffee?

  Rachel Green : Oh! I would love to.

  Phoebe Buffay : [excited]  Oh good!

  Chandler : [to Monica]  I'm gonna go too, babe.

  [Chandler kisses Monica and gets up] 

  Monica Geller : OK.

  Phoebe Buffay : [pleased]  Oh good!

  [Rachel, Chandler and Phoebe continue muttering and Phoebe holds the door open as two of them exit the apartment] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh I changed my mind.

  [Phoebe closes the door, goes over to the table and takes a list out of her handbag] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [shows the list to Monica]  Let's talk about the party. I have so many ideas!

  Monica Geller : [excited]  Oh! Me too!

  [Monica gets a large black folder from under the sink] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [impressed]  Oh! Look at that!

• [Rachel enters the apartment] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Look! Look! Look!

  Ross : Birthday surprise!

  Everyone : [in unison]  Surprise!

  Rachel Green : [shocked]  What? My Birthday is not for another month!

  Monica Geller : [optimistic]  That's the surprise!

  Rachel Green : [flattered]  Oh my gosh! You guys! This is so great! It's so unexpected! I mean *Chandler's* Birthday's even before mine!

  [everyone stares at Chandler, who suddenly looks blank] 

  Everyone : [to Chandler]  Surprise!

• Rachel Green : Wow! This is so... great! Look at all these... cups! This is so weird.

  Phoebe Buffay : [comes over, smiling]  I was in charge of cups.

  Rachel Green : [gladly]  Oh, OK. *Not* so weird.

  [they giggle]