"Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (TV Episode 1997) - Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing

Chandler Bing : Hey, anybody need anything copied. I'm going down to the Xerox place.

Monica Geller : No thanks.

Chandler Bing : Ok listen, just give me anything I can make two of.

Monica Geller : Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?

Joey Tribbiani : Are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring?

Chandler Bing : Yeah. You wanna come?

Joey Tribbiani : Yeah.
Chandler Bing : [muttering to Joey] Come on Chloe, finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe. Come on Chloe.

Isaac : Can I help you?

Chandler Bing : Uh oh.

Joey Tribbiani : You know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs and we need a little more time to think about it.

Isaac : Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here who got a crush on you.
Chandler Bing : I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

Ross Geller : Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.
Ross Geller : [about calling Rachel] We just had a fight... Shouldn't I wait?

Chandler Bing : This isn't like swimming. Pick up a phone!

Chandler Bing : [to Joey] You know, that whole waiting before you swim after you eaten thing is a myth?

Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Murray.

Chandler Bing : Why? What happened to him?

Joey Tribbiani : Nothing He just *really* believes that.

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing