- Monica Geller: I got offered the head chef job at Allessandro's.
- Phoebe Buffay: What?
- Monica Geller: It's ok, 'cause you know what, if you think about it you don't really need me for the business.
- Phoebe Buffay: You're the cook! Without you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money!
- Dr. Ross Geller: How sad are we?
- Joey: Yeah, I know.
- Chandler: Y'know what? We're not sad, we're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore. Y'know? I'm 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!