Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Underdog Gets Away (1994)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here...

  [while clinking his wine glass] 

  Chandler Bing : Ding ding.

  [resumes his speech] 

  Chandler Bing : I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean,

  [to Rachel] 

  Chandler Bing : if you'd gone to Vail,

  [to Monica and Ross] 

  Chandler Bing : and if you guys'd been with your family,

  [to Joey] 

  Chandler Bing : if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

  All : That's so sweet.

  Ross Geller : And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

  Rachel Green : And a crappy New Year.

  Chandler Bing : Here, here!

• Monica : Hey Rach did you make your money?

  Rachel Green : No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.

• Phoebe Buffay : Ew...

  Rachel Green : What?

  Phoebe Buffay : Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven!

• Rachel Green : [needs $100]  Hi. You come in here all the time... I was just wondering, you think there's a possibility you could give me an advance on my tips?

• [first lines] 

  Rachel Green : Terry, I - I - I know I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering. You think it might be possible if I got a hundred dollar advance on my salary?

  Terry : An advance?

  Rachel Green : It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail. Normally my father pays for my ticket, but... I sort of started this whole independent thing, you know. It is actually why I took this

  [air-signals quotation marks:] 

  Rachel Green : job.

  [chuckles] 

  Terry : Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart... You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.

  Rachel Green : Okay, I - I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. Uh... but - but I'm trying *really* hard, and I think I'm doing better. I really do.

  [demonstrates:] 

  Rachel Green : Does anybody need coffee?

  [everybody wants!]