Friends (TV Series)

The One in Vegas: Part 1 (1999)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• [Ross and Rachel are both drunk] 

  Joey : Hey.

  Ross : Hey! It's Joey, I love Joey!

  [Hugs Joey] 

  Rachel : Oh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck.

  Joey : Hi.

  [Hugs Rachel] 

  Joey : Alright look, I need some help, okay?Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

  Ross : I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.

  Ross : [Sits down on nothing and falls to the ground] 

  Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?

  Joey : Yeah. Fine. Thanks. Hey Rach, how do you doin'?

  Rachel : I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?

  Joey : Ross, don't let her drink anymore!

• [In Vegas, Ross and Rachel are drunk in their hotel room] 

  Rachel : [Picking up the phone]  Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial.

  [There is a knock at the door] 

  Ross : That must be our alcohol and beers.

• Ross : [Voiceover]  Oh my god, that's Rachel naked! I can't look at that, I am looking at this. Ok, vivid colors, expressive brushstrokes... unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home, she knows I can see her; what kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.

  [giggles] 

  Ross : Doctor Geller, stop it, you're being silly. Or am I?

• Rachel : [on the plane]  Okay, uh, Ross, I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater... Just letting you know this is *not* an invitation to the physical act of love.

  Ross : Yeah... that's hilarious.

  Rachel : I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.

  Ross : You know... last night was embarrassing for you too.

  Rachel : No. Not really. I mean... you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

  Ross : Uh-huh, but it was a first for the rest of my building.

  Rachel : Okay. All right. That's true. But, you know, I just don't *embarrass* that easily.

  Ross : But you *totally* get embarrassed.

  Rachel : No, I *don't*, Ross! I... I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

  Ross : Is that so?

  Rachel : Yeah.

  Ross : [for all in the airplane to hear]  Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

  [causing dismayed Rachel to sink way down in her seat]