Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Haste (1998)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Chandler : [the girls are trying to keep their apartment after losing it in a bet with the guys]  Open up, open up, open up!

  [pounds on door] 

  Monica Geller : We'll discuss it in the morning!

  Chandler : What the hell is going on?

  Rachel Green : We took our apartment back!

  Phoebe Buffay : I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.

  Chandler : We are switching back right now!

  Monica Geller : No we're not! We're not leaving!

  Chandler : Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?

  Joey : I don't know.

  Chandler : What?

  Joey : I don't wanna move again!

  Chandler : I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole-you stole it-our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now!

  Rachel Green : All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.

  Chandler : Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!

  Rachel Green : Let us keep the apartment and...

  Monica Geller : As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

  Chandler : [next scene, Joey and Chandler are returning to their apartment, stretching while walking]  Totally worth it!

  Joey : That was one good minute!

• Chandler : Look, the only way I will even consider this, is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.

  Joey : But, it's the Knicks!

  Chandler : Screw the Knicks!

  Joey : Whoa!

  [angrily points his finger at Chandler] 

  Joey : [pause] 

  Chandler : I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.

  [pause] 

  Chandler : And the Knicks rule all.

  Joey : Yeah! The Knicks rule all!

• Dr. Ross Geller : [about Emily]  She lives there. I live here. I mean, she'd have to move here.

  [pause] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : She should move here!

  Joey : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : I can ask her to live with me.

  Chandler : Are you serious?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Why not? I mean, why not?

  Chandler : Because you've only known her for six weeks! Ok? I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with.

• Monica Geller : Alright boys, last chance for the tickets.

  Rachel Green : Otherwise I give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.

  Chandler : No thank you.

  Joey : Wait wait wait wait wait, come on, come on, let's trade. The timing's perfect. I just clogged the toilet