Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Poker (1995)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• [Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel] 

  Ross : Your money's mine, Green.

  Rachel : Your fly's open, Geller.

• Rachel : I got an interview!

  Monica : Where?

  Rachel : Saks Fifth Avenue!

  Phoebe : Oh, Rachel! It's like the mother ship is calling you home!

• Ross : [looking at Rachel's resume]  Rach, did you proof read these?

  Rachel : Uh, yeah. Why?

  Ross : Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper skills".

  Rachel : Oh my God! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?

  Joey : Ah, no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

• Rachel : So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.

  Chandler : Yeah, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

• Rachel : God, could you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

  Monica : Oh I know he can get really competitive.

  Phoebe : [laughs] 

  Monica : What?

  Phoebe : [pretends to pick up a phone]  Hello kettle? This is Monica. You're black!

• Chandler : There just don't happen to be any women in our game.

  Joey : Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.

  Monica : Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.

  Ross : Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?

  Monica , Rachel , Phoebe : No...

  Rachel : But you could teach us!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : No...

• Rachel : Ok, well, I'm turnin' in.

  Chandler : Rach, we gotta settle.

  Rachel : Settle what?

  Chandler : The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land.

• Ross : [Playing Pictionary, Rachel draws a bean]  bean... bean

  Joey : The Unbearable Lightness of Being!

  Rachel : Yes!

• Rachel : Guess what, guess what?

  Chandler : Let's see, the fifth dentist caved, now they all recommend Trident?

• Monica : That You Get. THAT YOU GET

  Rachel : No

  Phoebe : No

  Ross : No

  Joey : No

  Chandler : No

• Rachel : [taunting Ross after losing]  Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money so I can exert my power over women.