Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Poker (1995)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : Okay, Joey, your bet.

  Joey : [throws down his cards]  I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

  [looks round the group, sees they're all offended] 

  Joey : Oh, I'm out.

• Phoebe : I just realized something. Joker is poker with a j... coincidence?

  Chandler : Hey, that's "joincidence"... with a c.

• Rachel : I got an interview!

  Monica : Where?

  Rachel : Saks Fifth Avenue!

  Phoebe : Oh, Rachel! It's like the mother ship is calling you home!

• Phoebe : Alright, here's my $7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed.

  Joey : What?

  Phoebe : Oh, I cursed it. So bad things will happen to he who spends it.

  Chandler : That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

• Rachel : God, could you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

  Monica : Oh I know he can get really competitive.

  Phoebe : [laughs] 

  Monica : What?

  Phoebe : [pretends to pick up a phone]  Hello kettle? This is Monica. You're black!

• Chandler : There just don't happen to be any women in our game.

  Joey : Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.

  Monica : Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.

  Ross : Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?

  Monica , Rachel , Phoebe : No...

  Rachel : But you could teach us!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : No...

• Monica : That You Get. THAT YOU GET

  Rachel : No

  Phoebe : No

  Ross : No

  Joey : No

  Chandler : No