Friends (TV Series)

The One with Mrs. Bing (1995)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Mrs. Bing, I gotta tell you, I read every book you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria At Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.

  Nora Bing : Oh, please! Listen, honey, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start off with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and

  [knocks her little fists together:] 

  Nora Bing : bam! you have got yourself a book!

  Chandler Bing : My mother, ladies and gentlemen!

• [last lines] 

  Rachel Green : Okay. Now this is just the first chapter. And I want your *absolute honest* opinion. Okay? Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her heaving beets.

  Monica Geller : What's a niffle?

  Joey : You can usually find them on the heaving beets.

  Rachel Green : All right, all right, all right, so I'm not a great typist.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Wait. Did you get to the part about his great throbbing pens? Oh, yes, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!

  Rachel Green : Forget it! Give it back!

  [tries to grab back her pages of script amidst much laughter] 

• Monica Geller : [reads title]  A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green.

  Rachel Green : Yeah, thought I'd give it a shot. Still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his love-stick could be liberated from his denim prison?

  Monica Geller : Yeah, I think so. And there's no J in "engorge."