Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (1997)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.

  Monica Geller : Wow, like Rachel in high school.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Monica Geller : Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.

  Chandler Bing : That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?

  [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was] 

  Chandler Bing : The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?

• Joey : Aww, man. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.

  Monica : Well, what did you do?

  Joey : What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't, I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done my whole life.

  Monica : You know what, don't tell us. We'll just wait until Chandler gets home, because it'll be more fun that way.