Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Chandler Bing : I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.

  Monica Geller : Wow, like Rachel in high school.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Monica Geller : Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.

  Chandler Bing : That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?

  [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was] 

  Chandler Bing : The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?

• Chandler : Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anyone I've ever met in a men's room.

  Ginger : Actually, me too.

• Ginger : What's that?

  Chandler : That's, that's my nubbin.

  Ginger : What's a nubbin?

  Chandler : It's kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.

  Ginger : You have three nipples?

  Chandler : Well, you know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... Ahh, what?

  Ginger : Nothing. I, I just remembered I have to leave.

  Chandler : You ah, you have to leave, now? How come?

  Ginger : Ah well, it's nubbin. Nothing!

• Chandler Bing : Oh your foot's in a puddle. All wet.

  Ginger : Oh, it doesn't matter.

  Chandler Bing : What, you got a bionic foot?

  Ginger : Maybe someday...