Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Rachel : Well, it was one night at a party and we both had a lot of sangria and we started kissing.

  Ross : Now that's two of my wives.

• Chandler : You can't wear Batman's tux. I got James Bond's tux. You'll ruin the special time for me.

  Ross : Look, you're marrying the woman you love. It's special enough.

  Chandler : [mimics Ross]  Me me me me me meh. Don't do this to me. I wouldn't do anything on your wedding to make you upset.

  Ross : At my wedding, you slept with my sister.

  Chandler : 'Cause that's what 007 would do.

• [for the upcoming wedding, Ross and Chandler have gotten suits formerly worn by movie stars] 

  Ross : Hey, hey... why don't we put them on? You know, get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.

  Chandler : I would, but mine doesn't fit. The pants are a little tight.

  Monica : Too tight? I can see double-O *and* seven in those things.