Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Monica : Hey, Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview.

  Rachel Green : Monica, that's not funny.

  Monica : Oh, OK.

  [dancing] 

  Monica : A guy from Ralph Lauren called you got a second interview.

  Rachel Green : Oh, my God, Monica, you better be serious.

  Monica : You just told me to be funny.

• Rachel Green : I remember he said something about a boat and I said, "well, yeah, if you got enough life jackets."

  [starts laughing] 

  Rachel Green : [Joey and Chandler are silent] 

  Rachel Green : Trust me, it was very funny.

• Joey Tribbiani : [re Rachel having a job interview at Ralph Lauren]  Oh, man, that guy's underwear sucks!

  Rachel Green : What?

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh, I got this pair marked XS. Lemme tell you, there's no room for excess 'anything' in there.