Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Sandwich (1998)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Ross : You're sleeping with my sister?

  Joey : [Covering for Chandler]  It was only for one night. It was when we were in London.

  Ross : This is not good for my rage.

• Joey : I think we've all learned a lesson about who's disgusting and who is not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my bucket.

  [Picks up bucket of fried chicken] 

  Joey : I'm only eating the skins, so the chicken's up for grabs.

• Joey : [repeated line when trying to cover up Monica and Chandler's sexual discretions]  I'm Joey, I'm disgusting.

• Joey : [after covering for Monica and Chandler after the gang finds a pair of underwear]  Tightie whities? What are you, eight?

• Joey : Get ready to come out of the non gay closet.

• Ross : [referring to someone at work eating his sandwich]  I still can't believe someone ate it! Look, I left a note and everything.

  Chandler : [passes note to Chandler]  "Knock knock! Who's there? Ross Gellar's lunch. Ross Gellar's lunch who? Ross Gellar's lunch, please don't take me, OK?"

  Joey : I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.

  [laughs]