"Friends" The One with Ross's Sandwich (TV Episode 1998) - Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing

[Ross is given medicine for anger management]

Chandler : What did they give you?

Ross : I don't know, but I sure don't care about my sandwich anymore.
Rachel Green : [to the gang after finding Joey with a nude photo of Monica that she gave Chandler] Joey has got a secret peephole!

Chandler : Oh no, no no!

Rachel Green : Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica. He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken, and he looks at them! Look!

[shoves the photo in Ross' face]

Ross : [covering his eyes] No! Dude, that's my sister!
Phoebe : I'm taking a Literature class at the New School.

Chandler : That is so cool.

Phoebe : Yeah, well I kinda liked that Lamaze class I took, but I was looking for something a little bit more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.
Ross : [referring to someone at work eating his sandwich] I still can't believe someone ate it! Look, I left a note and everything.

Chandler : [passes note to Chandler] "Knock knock! Who's there? Ross Gellar's lunch. Ross Gellar's lunch who? Ross Gellar's lunch, please don't take me, OK?"

Joey : I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.

[laughs]
Monica Geller : [Ross wanders into the coffee house, clearly sedated and eating candyfloss] Ross, are you ok?

Ross : I'm fine. I saw a psychiatrist at work today.

Monica Geller : Why?

Ross : On account of my rage.

Chandler : Which, if I may say, right now is out of control.

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing