Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Sandwich (1998)

Michael Ensign: Dr. Ledbetter

Quotes 

• Dr. Ledbetter : We've been getting reports of some... very angry behavior on your part.

  Ross : [concerned]  What?

  Dr. Ledbetter : Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines. Apparently people now call you *mental*.

  Ross : [proudly chuckles]  Yeah.

  Dr. Ledbetter : We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.

  Ross : Oh no.

  [laughs] 

  Ross : You don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Um... this is all just because of a sandwich.

  Dr. Ledbetter : [laughs in confusion]  A sandwich?

  Ross : Yeah, yeah. You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a... an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle; I call it the "Moist Maker".

  [Ledbetter chuckles] 

  Ross : Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here, and...

  Dr. Ledbetter : [laughs dismissively]  Oh, oh you know what?

  Ross : What?

  Dr. Ledbetter : I-I-I'm sorry, I-I-I believe I ate that.

  [smiles] 

  Ross : You ate my sandwich?

  Dr. Ledbetter : It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.

  Ross : Oh-oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your *own* turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?

  Dr. Ledbetter : No, I, uh...

  Ross : Do you perhaps remember seeing a *note* on top of it?

  Dr. Ledbetter : There may have been a joke, or... limerick of some kind...

  Ross : [getting angry]  That said it was *my* sandwich.

  Dr. Ledbetter : Now-now calm down. Um... come look in my office, some of it may still be in the trash.

  Ross : [stands up in disbelief]  What?

  Dr. Ledbetter : Well, it was quite large, I-I-I had to throw most of it away.

  Ross : [trying to remain composed]  You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away.

  [bellowing] 

  Ross : *MY* SANDWICH? MYYYYY SANDWICH?