Friends (TV Series)

The One with Russ (1996)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller, Russ

Quotes 

• Russ : You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.

  Ross : Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss, day two, here's your diploma.

• Ross : [about Rachel's date Russ]  I don't know what she sees in that goober. It takes him, what, like... like, I don't know, uh, huh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?

  Chandler : Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

  Ross : ...yeah.

• Chandler : Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.

  Russ : Hi.

  Ross : Hi.

  Russ : Are you a friend of Rachel's?

  Ross : Yes. Yes, I am. Are you a friend of Rachel's?

  Russ : Actually, I'm, uh, kind of a, you know, date type thing of Rachel's.