- Gunther: [after buying the sphynx cat from Rachel] I just came to pick up the red velvet pillow.
- Rachel Green: Oh, sure - I'll get it for you.
- Gunther: [to Ross before she leaves, referring to the cat] So what is this - some kind of snake or something?
- Rachel Green: I just bought something.
- Rachel Green: [referring to Monica] I'm not sure she is gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You bought Shaun Cassidy!
- Rachel Green: No - I wish!
- Rachel Green: [introducing her cat] Check it out.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, my God. What is it?
- Joey Tribbiani: What the hell is that?
- Rachel Green: It's a cat.
- Joey Tribbiani: That is not a cat.
- Rachel Green: Yes, it is!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Why is it inside out?
- Rachel Green: Excuse me, but this is a purebred, show-quality sphynx cat!
- [first lines]
- Gary: I'm gonna get more coffee, do you want anything, baby doll?
- Phoebe Buffay: I'm fine. Thanks.
- Chandler Bing: See, I can't pull off "baby doll," can I?
- Monica Geller: No, I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident.
- Rachel Green: [holding a hairless Sphynx cat] Look you guys, I'm really excited about this, okay? I don't care what you think. Now I'm gonna set up a litter box for Mrs Whiskerson.
- Rachel Green: [Ross looks at her strangely] Look, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?
- Rachel Green: [about the cat] I give up, you guys. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Baking it didn't help, huh?
- Monica Geller: So why don't you just take it back where you got it?
- Rachel Green: I tried, they won't take her back.
- Chandler Bing: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the antichrist.
- Rachel Green: All right, listen. I just bought something and I'm not sure she's gonna *like* it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something I wanted since I was a little girl.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You bought Shaun Cassidy?
- Rachel Green: No. I wish!
- Monica Geller: [to Gary, re Phoebe] Let me tell you, do not get her flowers, okay? Because she cries when they die, and then there's the whole funeral thing.