Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Birth (1995)
Jessica Hecht: Susan Bunch
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Quotes
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Ross : Damn it! This is all your fault! This was supposed to be like the greatest day of my life, you know. My son is being born and... I should be in there, you know. Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you.
Susan : The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Ross : No, believe me, no one has been waiting for this just as much as I have. Okay, and you know what the funny thing is? When this thing is over, you get to go home with the baby, okay. Where does that leave me?
Susan : You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. And who am I? There's Fathers Day, there's Mothers Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross : [exasperated] Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
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Ross : [Ross, Susan and Phoebe are stuck in a broom closet; Ross pounds on the door] Help! Help!
Phoebe Buffay : [singing] They found their bodies the very next day / They found their bodies the very next day.
