Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Halloween Party (2001)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Kids in the hall : Trick or Treat.
Rachel Green : Oooh, can I be with the kids right now. Ever since I got pregnant I had the strongest maternal instincts.
Kids in the hall : Trick or treat.
Rachel Green : JUST A MINUTE!
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Boy in the Cape : My friend told me you were giving out money.
Rachel Green : I was but now we got candy.
Boy in the Cape : I'd rather have the money.
Rachel Green : Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween.
Boy in the Cape : This isn't fair.
Rachel Green : Well, is it fair that all you had to do was put on a cape and I have to give you free stuff?
Boy in the Cape : Shut up.
Rachel Green : You shut up.
Boy in the Cape : You can't tell me to shut up.
Rachel Green : Uh, I think I just did. And uh oh, here it comes again. Shut up.
Joey : Uh, Rach...
Rachel Green : No. I got it. I'm good, I got it.
[back to the kid]
Rachel Green : Now I had one more thing to say to you. Oh, right. Shut up.
Boy in the Cape : You're a mean old woman.
[crying, running away]
Rachel Green : No, wait, shut up. I mean don't cry. No I'll get my check book.
[runs after the kid]
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Monica : What are you?
Rachel Green : [proudly] I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it.
Monica : [in character] Oh. I'm Catwoman who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.
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Rachel Green : You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going on. I don't suppose you've seen the cover of British Vogue, have you?
Trick or Treat Kid : [impatient] Can I just have the candy?
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Rachel Green : [writing a check instead of giving out Halloween candy] Okay, and what's your name?
Lelani Mayolanofavich : Lelani Mayolanofavich.
Rachel Green : [pause] I'm just gonna make it out to cash.
