- Dr. Ross Geller: [Chandler announces that he and Monica decided not to host Thanksgiving this year] That doesn't sound like you. That's Monica talking.
- Chandler Bing: No, no, we made this decision together.
- Dr. Ross Geller: She's putting words in your mouth.
- Joey Tribbiani: Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths.
- Joey Tribbiani: [at the Rangers game] Hey, we better get going. If we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late for dinner.
- Dr. Ross Geller: But its a tie game. So what if we're a little late. You know, the girls will be there. Let's just stay for one more goal.
- Joey Tribbiani: I dunno.
- Dr. Ross Geller: One more fight.
- Joey Tribbiani: Ok