- Stephanie Tanner, Danny Tanner, Michelle Tanner, 1st Honeybee, 2nd Honeybee, 3rd Honeybee, 4th Honeybee, 5th Honeybee, 6th Honeybee: I pledge my love and loyalty, to all he hive and every bee, our motto is and ever was: buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
- [two of the Beach Boys visit; Jesse enters with his hair wrapped in cellophane for dying]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, the Beach Boys!
- Mike Love: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, Miss Clairol!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Dr. Love, how ya doin'? Bruce, how ya doin'? Heh heh, it's the Beach Boys... heh heh, I've got my hair in a... heh heh, heh heh...
- Jesse Katsopolis: [aside to Becky, annoyed] Thanks for the warning.
- Rebecca 'Becky' Katsopolis: Well, how was I supposed to know you'd be dying your hair - why are you dying your hair?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Because I'm worth it.