- Jesse Katsopolis: [to D.J] I can't sponsor your Stay in School campaign because I didn't stay in school. I'm a dropout.
- Stephanie Tanner: [Kimmy offers her a bribe to vote for her school slogan] You can't buy my vote... but you can rent it for an hour.
- Jesse Katsopolis: You can't quit, don't you want to learn to tie your shoes?
- Michelle Tanner: Don't you want to finish school?
- Jesse Katsopolis: If you throw away all your shoes, what're you going to wear on your feet?
- Michelle Tanner: Sandals, slippers, anything with Velcro.