Full House (TV Series)

Fraternity Reunion (1990)

Ashley Olsen: Michelle Tanner

Quotes 

• Kimmy Gibbler : Your dad's in the slammer?

  D.J. Tanner : Shh...!

  Kimmy Gibbler : What'd he do, dust bust a cop?

  D.J. Tanner : I don't know what he did, but I can't find Grandma or Becky, so I have to go down myself and bail him and Joey out.

  Steph : Kimmy, you're not allowed in this house for three weeks.

  Michelle : [wagging her right finger]  You're in big trouble, mister!

  D.J. Tanner : It's okay. I have to go out, so Kimmy's gonna watch you.

  Steph : Wouldn't we stand a better chance taking care of ourselves?

  D.J. Tanner : Look, I just have to run an errand.

  [horn honks] 

  D.J. Tanner : That's my cab. Don't worry, Steph. Everything will be fine.

  Michelle : What about my patty-cake?

  D.J. Tanner : I'll teach you patty-cake later.

  Michelle : Aw, nuts again.

  [D.J. exits] 

  Steph : [seriously]  What's wrong?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Never fear, Gibbler's here!

  Steph : Oh, I feel much better now

  [rolling her eyes] 

  Steph : .

• Michelle , Kimmy Gibbler : Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with a "B"; then put it in the oven for you and me.

  Danny Tanner : [arriving with D.J. and Joey]  We're back.

  [All three girls' mouths drop wide open] 

  Michelle : Daddy's a girl!

  Steph : No... He's a woman.

  Kimmy Gibbler : An ugly woman.

  Danny Tanner : I guess you girls are wondering why we're wearing these clothes. Well, I can explain it all in just four words: It's all Joey's fault! So is everything okay here?

  Michelle : Kimmy taught me patty-cake.

  Steph : She's really an excellent babysitter.

  Danny Tanner : Well, I'm really happy and incredibly shocked to hear that. You girls should go to bed.

  Steph : [hugging her babysitter]  Good night, Kimmy.

  Kimmy Gibbler : Good night, Steph.

  Steph : Come on, Michelle.

  [takes her sister by the hand, but then stops] 

  Steph : I just hugged Kimmy Gibbler. Dad and Joey are in dresses.

  Michelle : What a day!

  [They exit]