Full House (TV Series)

Fraternity Reunion (1990)

Candace Cameron Bure: D.J. Tanner

Quotes 

• Kimmy Gibbler : Your dad's in the slammer?

  D.J. Tanner : Shh...!

  Kimmy Gibbler : What'd he do, dust bust a cop?

  D.J. Tanner : I don't know what he did, but I can't find Grandma or Becky, so I have to go down myself and bail him and Joey out.

  Steph : Kimmy, you're not allowed in this house for three weeks.

  Michelle : [wagging her right finger]  You're in big trouble, mister!

  D.J. Tanner : It's okay. I have to go out, so Kimmy's gonna watch you.

  Steph : Wouldn't we stand a better chance taking care of ourselves?

  D.J. Tanner : Look, I just have to run an errand.

  [horn honks] 

  D.J. Tanner : That's my cab. Don't worry, Steph. Everything will be fine.

  Michelle : What about my patty-cake?

  D.J. Tanner : I'll teach you patty-cake later.

  Michelle : Aw, nuts again.

  [D.J. exits] 

  Steph : [seriously]  What's wrong?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Never fear, Gibbler's here!

  Steph : Oh, I feel much better now

  [rolling her eyes] 

  Steph : .

• D.J. Tanner : [Kimmy keeps changing the channel from the news to MTV]  Kimmy, we have to watch the news for this homework assignment.

  Kimmy Gibbler : The news will be old tomorrow, but the Top 10 Video Countdown's good for a week. What do you say we take this TV upstairs and put it next to the little TV, and we can watch the news and the video countdown at the same time?

  D.J. Tanner : [appalled]  Kimmy! That's...

  [thinks about it] 

  D.J. Tanner : a really good idea!