- Stephanie Tanner: What's wrong?
- D.J. Tanner: [crying] It doesn't matter, nobody believes me. Not Uncle Jesse, or Joey, not even Dad.
- Stephanie Tanner: I believe you.
- D.J. Tanner: You do?
- Stephanie Tanner: Of course, you're my sister.
- [hugs her]
- Stephanie Tanner: Besides, you looked me in the eyes, when you lie, you look over my head.
- Stephanie Tanner: [marches into the kitchen] Your attention, please. Whatever it is you think D.J. did, she did *not* do.
- Danny Tanner: How do you know?
- Stephanie Tanner: Because she was crying, and those were not 'I'm in trouble' tears, they were 'I really didn't do it' tears.