Full House (TV Series)
Nerd for a Day (1989)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
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Quotes
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Jesse Katsopolis : The day I turned 13, my body flipped out. My nose outgrew my face. My ears outgrew my nose. I was your basic Mr. Potato Head.
Joey Gladstone : So before you were a stud, you were a spud.
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Jesse Katsopolis : When I was a kid, the kids used to tease me. They called me 'Zorba the Geek.'
Joey Gladstone : [laughs hysterically, then grows serious when he sees the killer look on Jesse's face] Kids can be so cruel.
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Stephanie Tanner : [On phone] Walter, this is Stephanie Tanner. And I'm really sorry. Well, nice talking to you.
[Starts to hang up phone, but Jesse stops her]
Jesse Katsopolis : Don't you think you should mention what you're sorry for?
Stephanie Tanner : [Talking into phone] I'm sorry I cracked at you.
[Starts to hang up phone again, but Jesse stops her again]
Jesse Katsopolis : And?
Stephanie Tanner : [Talks into phone] And I called you 'Duck Face' and threw little pieces of bread at you.
Jesse Katsopolis : You threw pieces of bread at the kid? Stef, he's not a real duck! Tell him he's a very nice boy!
Stephanie Tanner : [Talks into phone] And you're a very nice boy. You're welcome.
[Looks at Jesse]
Stephanie Tanner : Anything else?
Jesse Katsopolis : Is there anything you'd like to say?
Stephanie Tanner : Yes. There is.
Jesse Katsopolis : Good girl.
Stephanie Tanner : [Into phone] Wanna say hi to my Uncle Jesse?