Full House (TV Series)
No More Mr. Dumb Guy (1990)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
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Quotes
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Jesse Katsopolis : Speaking of literature, wouldn't you say the two finest books ever written would happen to be 'Crime and War' and 'Peace and Punishment?'
Eric Trent : [laughs] I think you have transposed the titles 'War and Peace' and 'Crime and Punishment'... inadvertently.
Jesse Katsopolis : Ah, see, you missed the joke. I transposed them quite 'vertently.'
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Joey Gladstone : [Enters the living room and sees Jesse with books] Jess what are you doing with all the books?
Jesse Katsopolis : What can't a man go to the library and check out a section of classical literature for a weekend of good reading?
Joey Gladstone : Who are you and what did you do with Jesse?
Jesse Katsopolis : Well Joey, I got roped up into this cultural party this weekend. And you know, I never went to college so I figured I might as well bone up so I won't look like a bonehead.
Joey Gladstone : Jess, this is great I'm so proud of you! Pretty soon you're going to be smart.
[Imitating The Scarecrow]
Joey Gladstone : so you will not be just a nothin your head all full of stuffin, your heart all full of pain.
[Pushes Jesse to the couch and whistles]
Joey Gladstone : With the thoughts you'll be thinkin you could be another Lincoln, if you only had a brain!
[Falls on the floor like The Scarecrow. Comet joins him]
Jesse Katsopolis : I'll get you
[points at comet while imitating The Wicked Witch of the West]
Jesse Katsopolis : And your little dog too!