Full House (TV Series)
Our Very First Night (1987)
John Stamos: Jesse Cochran
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Quotes
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Danny Tanner : Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Jesse Cochran : What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Danny Tanner : Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame!
Jesse Cochran : I feel like I'm being chewed out in the Grand Canyon.
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Danny Tanner : [after he catches everybody partying] Attention, Solid Gold farm team.
[He looks at D.J]
Danny Tanner : It is 12:23 and your hair is purple.
[He walks over to take Stephanie off the speaker]
Danny Tanner : Get down and I don't mean get funky.
[He then walks over and casually puts his hands around Jesse and Joey]
Danny Tanner : Boys, boys, walk with me, talk with me.
[yells]
Danny Tanner : How could you possibly let this happen?
Joey Gladstone : [Puts a hand up to stop him] Hold it. On behalf of Joey, I'd like to say that Joey is innocent.
[Exhales]
Joey Gladstone : My name's Joey Gladstone and I'm a congaholic.
D.J. Tanner : Well, look at the time. It's time to go to bed. Come on, Steph. Good night, everybody!
[They both start for upstairs, but Danny stops them]
Danny Tanner : Girls, get back over here! You're just in about as much trouble as they are!
D.J. Tanner : Dad, I know we're supposed to...
Jesse Cochran : [Puts a hand up to stop D.J] D.J, hang on a second. This was all my fault. I invited the band over. I woke the girls up. I ordered pizza. I was throwing a party, so I needed a couple chicks.
Joey Gladstone : [Michelle cries upstairs] Uh-oh, Baby alert,
[makes siren noise]
Joey Gladstone : baby alert.
Danny Tanner : [They all start up the stairs] You girls get right in bed! You guys follow me and if that baby's hair is purple!
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D.J. Tanner , Stephanie Tanner : [sneak past Jesse on their way to the kitchen] Both girls say: Hi, Uncle Jesse!
Jesse Cochran : [Hanging up his coat] Hi, girls.
[Notices they are out of bed]
Jesse Cochran : Girls, whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, girls! Aren't you supposed to be in bed dreaming about Tweety Bird, Big Bird, Larry Bird or something?
D.J. Tanner : If dad knew we were hungry, he'd make sure we'd have a late night snack.
Stephanie Tanner : We're going to have ice cream and cookies.
[starts towards the fridge]
Jesse Cochran : Freeze, munchkin!
[She does as she is told]
Jesse Cochran : I'm pretty hip here. You guys think that I'm an idiot or something?
[Both girls look at each other, then look at him again]
Jesse Cochran : Because I know what's going on here. Your dad's gone for the night and it's "let's take advantage of the babysitter" time. Well, I got some news for you girls. Your uncle Jesse's a little too sharp to be taken on that kind of ride. You can have ice cream and chocolate milk. No cookies!
Stephanie Tanner : Yay!
[D.J. puts a hand over Stephanie's mouth to quiet her]
D.J. Tanner : [acts put out] Okay.
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Danny Tanner : [trying to sing Michelle to sleep] Lullaby, and goodnight, and some other words I don't know...
Joey Gladstone : Conga!
[they start humming a conga tune and dance out of the room]
Jesse Cochran : [to Joey's imaginary brother] This way, Leon.
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Danny Tanner : [to Jesse] I guess I should be grateful the house is still standing. I must have been crazy to think that you could take care of my daughters. You really let me down.
Jesse Cochran : [notices Danny leaving the room] Wait a minute! Where are you going?
Danny Tanner : [sarcastic] Well, I figure I'd call up the Beastie Boys and see if they can take the girls to the park, tomorrow!
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Jesse Cochran : I'm here for 12 hours and you expect me to be Robert Young.