- Jesse Katsopolis: [at the supermarket, Jesse picks up a honey dew to show it to Nicky] You see, son? This is what you're gonna look like, if you don't start growing hair.
- Tough Guy: [a tough guy notices Joey unintentionally staring at him in the airport lounge] Hey, buddy, you got a problem?
- Joey Gladstone: Yeah, I have a stiff neck. I can't move it.
- Michelle Tanner: [Jesse is shopping with Stephanie and Michelle] Billy Bunny cereal! I gotta have it!
- [runs towards it]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Ho-ho-hold it. Hold it, Michelle. Now, look, just because there's some wacky cartoon character on the box doesn't mean the product's any good.
- [notices a display of Elvis peanut butter jars]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh, my god, Elvis peanut butter.
- Stephanie Tanner: Uncle Jesse, isn't that the same as Billy Bunny cereal?
- Jesse Katsopolis: No, it is not. Elvis is a man, not a cartoon.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [D.J. and Kimmy enter the kitchen] Oh, girls, I'm glad you're here. It's about time to eat.
- D.J. Tanner: Oh, sorry, Uncle Jesse. Kimmy and I are going to study at the library. We'll catch a burger on the way.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Is this the thanks I get after slaving over a hot stove, all day?
- Kimmy Gibbler: Boy, you sound just like my mom. Only more bitter.
- [Jesse firmly signals them both to leave the house]
- Stephanie Tanner: [Stephanie and Michelle walk over to the shopping cart carrying mounds of junk food] We got our dinner, Uncle Jesse.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Ho-ho-ho-ho-hold it. I'm not buying all that junk food.
- [the girls simply dump it all in the cart]