- Joey Gladstone: [to the mall security guard] We're leaving, but it's not because we're scared, because I can't pull my pants up any higher. Let's go, girls.
- [Denise and Michelle tug up their pants in like]
- Joey Gladstone: [Michelle shows Rigby and the kids at the mall her midget Rigby] Hold it up, we can't see it!
- Michelle Tanner: I AM holding it up!
- Denise Frazer: I was going to take mine to show and tell, but there's NOTHING to show!
- Stephanie Tanner: You know, Rigby, you don't just rip off kids' money, you rip off their dreams. How do you sleep at night? Especially with that big horn?