Full House (TV Series)

The Miracle of Thanksgiving (1987)

John Stamos: Jesse Cochran

Quotes 

• Jesse Cochran : You are a moron! There's The Miracle of Christmas, and there's Smokey Robinson and the Miracles... There's miracle whip... but there's no Miracle of Thanksgiving, huh?

  Joey Gladstone : Oh no? Suppose the pilgrims had landed in Florida. We'd all be eating flamingo.

• Jesse Cochran : What is it, Lassie? What is it, Girl? Did Grandpa fall in the river again?