- D.J. Tanner: Joey, Yogi may be smarter than the average bear, but he's dumber than the average 3-year-old.
- Claire Tanner: [finds Bubba in Michelle's playpen] Oh my God, my granddaughter is a turtle!
- Joey: Michelle needs your love more than ever right now.
- Steph: [after Danny, Jesse and Joey have cleaned the house] Grandma Irene, does this mean hell is freezing over?
- Danny Tanner: D. J., go put Annie Oakley in her bunkhouse. Jesse, find a corral for trigger. Joey, I'm all out of cowboy metaphors, so let's put away the grub. I was wrong, I had one left.