- Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: How's the homework coming?
- Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: Great! I just made $60,000.
- Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Doing homework? All I got was just a little happy face.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Give us a break, Uncle Jesse, we sounded okay.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Okay? Okay is not going to cut it. You guys aren't ready to perform in front of people. Now what you gotta do is practice over and over and over again until you can play this stuff in your sleep.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Any other complaints?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah, you have a bad attitude.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Well that's because you're a bad manager.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Steph, I - I don't really need this.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Well we don't need you.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Really? So you guys are firing me?
- Kimberly 'Kimmy' Louise Gibbler: We can't fire you. You quit!
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Kimmy, I'll handle this.
- Jesse Katsopolis: You know, Steph, I'm sorry I got involved with your little band in the first place.
- Gia Mahan: Not as sorry as we are.
- [Jesse gives her an almost-menacing look then walks away]