Futurama (TV Series)

Crimes of the Hot (2002)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Greenhouse Gases, Randy Munchnik, Robot Crowd, The Chain Smoker

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• Bender : Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender! Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.

  Hedonism Bot : I apologize for nothing!

• Randy : They called me crazy for building this ark.

  Randy's Partner : You ARE crazy. You filled it with same sex animal couples.

  Randy : Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like.

• Leela : Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?

  Bender : Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here.

  Hermes Conrad : What could you possibly have in common with that walking soup mix?

  Bender : For one thing, we both have a tough outer shell but live a rich inner life. And also... well, you know.

  Leela : You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?

  Bender : No, it's just... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.

  Fry : What? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.

  Bender : Those times I was slightly on my side.

• Bender : We pollute too much. We're destroying the world and killing the turtles.

  Reverend Preacherbot : To hell with the turtles!

  Bender : No one insults the turtles!

• Fry : Oh, my God! It's out of ice, like some outer space Motel 6!

  Leela : Completely out of ice?

  Bender : This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it! Also, life.

• Bender : [after discovering that global warming will destroy the Earth]  This may be the end of the banana daquiri as we know it!

  Bender : [pause]  Also life.