Futurama (TV Series)

Fry and the Slurm Factory (1999)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Hermaphrobot, Solo Grunka Lunka #2

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Quotes 

• Bender : That's no lady.

  Hermaphrobot : Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, stupid?

  Bender : Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.

  Hermaphrobot : You couldn't afford it, honey.

• [Leela just jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling] 

  Leela : Bender, why did you jump in?

  Bender : Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular

• Leela : Hey, what's behind that door?

  Glurmo : Nothing!

  Leela : Is it the secret ingredient?

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.

  Bender : Ok, ok. We get the point.

  Leela : I was just curious because of the armed guards.

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...

  Bender : Shut the hell up!

• Bender : What should we point it at first?

  Fry : I dunno. Try it on me!

  [Zap] 

  Fry : Ow! My sperm!

  Bender : Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?

  [Zap] 

  Fry : Huh, didn't hurt that time.

• Bender : I can't see anything. Are we boned?

  Leela : We're boned.

• [Bender is sick] 

  Amy Wong : You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.

  Bender : I am forty percent zinc.

  Amy Wong : Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

• Glurmo : Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.

  Solo Grunka Lunka #2 : Hard ass.

  Glurmo : I heard that!

• Bender : I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?

  Leela : Yeah, we're boned.