Futurama (TV Series)

I Dated a Robot (2001)

Maurice LaMarche: The Scary Door Narrator, eBay Auctioneer, The Being of Inconceivable Horror, Mr. Everyteen, George Michael's Head, Vampire in Coffin, Vampire Mayor, Luciano Pavoratti's Head

Quotes 

• Auctioneer : Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy? Sold! To the being of inconceivable horror!

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  [pause] 

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : Will a money order be OK?

  Auctioneer : Yes.

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

• [George Michael's head has been kidnapped] 

  George Michael's Head : Please pick me up before you go-go?

• Narrator : You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

  Clyde Smith : [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]  Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!

  [wins again] 

  Clyde Smith : A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in Hell!

  Sebastian Cabot : No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!

  [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] 

  Clyde Smith : There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

  Sebastian Cabot : Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

  [pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] 

  Clyde Smith : No!

  [turns to a woman sitting next to him] 

  Clyde Smith : Eva Braun! Help me!

  [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] 

  Clyde Smith : Aah!

  Bender : Eh, saw it coming.

• Narrator : You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

  Clyde Smith : [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]  Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!

  [wins again] 

  Clyde Smith : A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!

  Sebastian Cabot : No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!

  [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] 

  Clyde Smith : There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

  Sebastian Cabot : Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

  [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] 

  Clyde Smith : No!

  [turns to a woman sitting next to him] 

  Clyde Smith : Eva Braun! Help me!

  [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] 

  Clyde Smith : A-a-ah!

  Bender : Saw it coming.