Futurama (TV Series)

I Dated a Robot (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Nappster User, Maintenance Guy

Quotes 

• [Bender is angry at Fry for dating a robot] 

  Bender : Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!

• Fry : I just saw something incredibly cool! A big, floating ball that lit up with every color of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried.

  Amy Wong : Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet?

  Fry : Yeah.

  Amy Wong : They have a college kid wear that to attract customers.

  Fry : Well, I don't care if it was some dork in a costume. For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own.

  Amy Wong : Big deal.

  Bender : We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it.

• Narrator : You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

  Clyde Smith : [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]  Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!

  [wins again] 

  Clyde Smith : A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in Hell!

  Sebastian Cabot : No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!

  [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] 

  Clyde Smith : There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

  Sebastian Cabot : Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

  [pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] 

  Clyde Smith : No!

  [turns to a woman sitting next to him] 

  Clyde Smith : Eva Braun! Help me!

  [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] 

  Clyde Smith : Aah!

  Bender : Eh, saw it coming.

• Bender : What is the world coming to? That Fry is a sicko poivert, I tell ya! Dating a robot... it's an attrocimacy!

  Leela : But Fry is our friend, Bender.

  Bender : Ah, geez! Would you stifle there, meatbag?

  Leela : You stifle, Bender!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray! Finally, you're standing up to him.

• Bender : Who's in charge of this dump?

  Nappster Owner : That'd be me. If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole there.

  Bender : Listen, you fat internet nerd!

  Nappster Owner : Listening.

  Bender : Your company promotes wrong love. If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw!

  Nappster Owner : You can't shut us down. The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. We've done nothing wrong.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : On to the internet you go.

  Bender : And while you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers.

• Narrator : You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

  Clyde Smith : [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins]  Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!

  [wins again] 

  Clyde Smith : A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!

  Sebastian Cabot : No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!

  [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] 

  Clyde Smith : There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

  Sebastian Cabot : Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

  [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] 

  Clyde Smith : No!

  [turns to a woman sitting next to him] 

  Clyde Smith : Eva Braun! Help me!

  [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] 

  Clyde Smith : A-a-ah!

  Bender : Saw it coming.

• [Bender is angry at Fry for dating a robot] 

  Bender : Stay away from our women. You've got metal fever, boy. Metal fever.