Futurama (TV Series)

That's Lobstertainment! (2001)

Hank Azaria: Harold Zoid

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Quotes 

• Harold Zoid : People, people please, just because its a dramatic scene doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background.

• Harold Zoid : Let the earth quake! I got somebody's Oscar!

• Harold Zoid : Thank you, thank you so much. You know through all my ups and downs, I always thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar. But tonight I realized what's really important is to win two Oscars. I'm kidding I'm kidding. What really matters is that people care about you, whether it's a whole crowd or just one die hard fan.

• Harold Zoid : So, you want to be a comedian, is it?

  Dr. Zoidberg : It's my life long dream.

  Harold Zoid : Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.

• Calculon : I told you I want an Oscar!

  Bender : Then maybe you should act better.

  Calculon : The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative community.

  Harold Zoid : How about we rig the awards?

  Calculon : That's fine too.

• Calculon : [to Bender]  You listen to me, I'm out a million bucks here! You get me that Oscar, or you're dead! You and these sniveling lobsters. Dead, you hear me? DEEAADD!

  [Calculon leaves, as Bender and Zoidberg shake in fear] 

  Harold Zoid : Oy, NOW he emotes!

• Harold Zoid : People, People please, just because its a dramatic scene doesn't mean you cant do a little comedy in the back ground.

• Harold Zoid : Action! And I mean circus grade action!

• Harold Zoid : All right, that's a wrap everybody. I'm gonna see you all at the premiere. Which by the way, when is?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Well, editing is a long and expensive process. But we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.