Futurama (TV Series)

The Deep South (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

Quotes 

• Leela : I'm afraid Fry is suffering from ocean madness.

  Fry : Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.

  Leela : [whispers]  Ocean madness.

  [Fry storms out] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

• Leela : It's ocean madness all right, the sailors call it "Aqua Dementia". The deep down crazies, the wet willies, the Great Moist...

• Leela : It's pulling us under. Everybody inside.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Wait, I'll save us all by cutting the unbreakable diamond filament.

  [tries to break the filament, but it won't break] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : At least I'll die with all my friends.

  [notices everyone has gone inside] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Hello?

• [while fishing, Leela pulls in her line to find Dr. Zoidberg holding a boot on the end] 

  Leela : Oh, Dr. Zoidberg. Since when do you even wear boots?

  Dr. Zoidberg : I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it.

• Leela : Ah, the sun, the sea air, good friends...

  Bender : Leela's right, fishing blows. What do we say we make it interesting? Everyone kick in five bucks.

  [they all give Bender five bucks; he pockets the money] 

  Bender : Now, wasn't that interesting?

• Leela : I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, because you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.

  Bender : Harpoon, my ass.

  Leela : Okay.

  [Leela harpoons Bender in the ass] 

• Hermes Conrad : Exciting news, people. The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.

  Leela : Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.

  Hermes Conrad : Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions, and these were some doozies.

  [Opens envelope] 

  Hermes Conrad : Great Jah's dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up. This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license. And it's mandatory!